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There's nothing to tell!. start learning
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¡No hay nada que contar!.
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He's just some guy, I work with! start learning
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¡Es solo un tipo con el que trabajo!
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C'mon, you're going out with the guy! start learning
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¡Vamos, vas a salir con el chico!
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There's gotta be something wrong with him! start learning
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¡Tiene que haber algo mal con él!
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All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? start learning
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Está bien, Joey, pórtate bien. ¿Tiene joroba?
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¿Una joroba y un peluquín?
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Todos miran, desconcertados.
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'cause, I don't want her to go through. start learning
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'Porque no quiero que ella pase.
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what I went through with Carl. start learning
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Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. start learning
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Bueno, todos tranquilos. Esto ni siquiera es una cita.
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It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex. start learning
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Son solo dos personas que salen a cenar y no tienen sexo.
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Sounds like a date to me. start learning
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Para mí suena como una cita.
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Alright, so I'm back in high school, start learning
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Muy bien, ya estoy de nuevo en la escuela secundaria,
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I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, start learning
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Estoy parado en el medio de la cafetería,
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and I realize I am totally naked. start learning
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y me doy cuenta que estoy totalmente desnudo.
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Oh, yeah. Had that dream. start learning
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Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there. start learning
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Entonces miro hacia abajo y me doy cuenta de que hay un teléfono... allí.
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All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. start learning
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De repente, el teléfono comienza a sonar.
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Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. start learning
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Ahora no sé qué hacer, todo el mundo empieza a mirarme.
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And they weren't looking at you before?. start learning
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Finally, I figure I'd better answer it. start learning
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Finalmente, creo que será mejor responderlo.
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and it turns out it's my mother, start learning
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y resulta que es mi madre,
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which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! start learning
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Lo cual es muy, muy raro, porque ¡ella nunca me llama!
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Time Lapse, Ross has entered. start learning
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Lapso de tiempo, Ross ha entrado.
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This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. start learning
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Este tipo dice hola, quiero suicidarme.
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I just feel like someone reached down my throat, start learning
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Me siento como si alguien me hubiera metido la mano en la garganta.
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grabbed my small intestine, start learning
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me agarró el intestino delgado,
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pulled it out of my mouth start learning
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and tied it around my neck. start learning
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y lo até alrededor de mi cuello.
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Carol moved her stuff out today. start learning
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Carol movió sus cosas hoy.
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Let me get you some coffee. start learning
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Oh!, She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross. start learning
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¡Oh!, ella comienza a tirar del aire justo frente a Ross.
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No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura!. start learning
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¡No, no! ¡Deja de limpiarme el aura!
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No, just leave my aura alone, okay? start learning
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No, simplemente deja mi aura en paz, ¿de acuerdo?
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I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. start learning
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Estaré bien, ¿de acuerdo? De verdad, todos.
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I hope she'll be very happy. start learning
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Espero que ella sea muy feliz.
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No I don’t. to hell with her, she left me! start learning
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No, no lo hago. ¡Al diablo con ella, me dejó!
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And you never knew she was a lesbian... start learning
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Y nunca supiste que era lesbiana...
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No!!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? start learning
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¡¡¡No!!! ¿De acuerdo? ¿Por qué todos se obsesionan con eso?
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She didn't know, how should I know? start learning
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Ella no lo sabía, ¿cómo iba a saberlo yo?
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Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... start learning
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A veces desearía ser lesbiana...
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Todos lo miran fijamente.
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I told mom and dad last night. start learning
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Se lo dije a mamá y papá anoche.
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they seemed to take it pretty well. start learning
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Parecía que lo tomaron bastante bien.
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Oh really, so that hysterical phone call. start learning
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¿En serio? Entonces esa llamada telefónica histérica.
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I got from a woman sobbing at 3:00 A.M. start learning
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Lo recibí de una mujer que sollozaba a las 3:00 AM.
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I'll never have grandchildren. start learning
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was what? A wrong number? start learning
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¿Qué era? ¿Un número equivocado?
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Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. start learning
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Está bien, Ross, mira. Estás sintiendo mucho dolor ahora mismo.
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You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is? start learning
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Estás enojado. Estás herido. ¿Puedo decirte cuál es la respuesta?
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Ross gestures his consent. start learning
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Ross hace un gesto indicando su consentimiento.
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Strip joint!. (striptease). start learning
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C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones! start learning
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¡Anda, estás soltero! ¡Ten hormonas!
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I don't want to be single, okay?... start learning
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No quiero estar soltero, ¿vale?
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I just wanna be married again!. start learning
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¡Solo quiero estar casado otra vez!.
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